Pixie Recruitment Information Separate From Standard Secret Service Recruitment
Cloistered Nymph; Indefinitely Armored, Indefinitely Resistant To Magic, Indefinitely Good At Melee, Indefinitely Powerful Magically, Infinity Spiritually Powerful; Still For Some Reason Costs Less Than An Undead Luxury Sports Car At Both Recruitment & Maintenance Both Perfectly Well Linked
Cloistered Nymph: Recruitment/Maintenance Standard Cost: 104 Food(Every Kind Of Foreign Food) 100 For ArchWitch 1 For Waste 1 For Gifts 1 For Mistakes 1 For Buffer Required Full Bodied Jungle Spices/Herb/Medicine -> Harry Potter/PurpleOrchid Air Freshner To Recruit & Maintain, 44 Gold; 11 For Top Notch Jewlry & Effects, 11 For Peak Designed Japanese Sony Triad Samsung Clan Syndicate Electronics, 11 For Speedy Car, 11 For Supportive Riches & Idols, 25 Wood For Basic Boarding Accommodations, 5 Explosive Round Clips For Militia Support Taking 25 Gun Powder, 14 Iron For Ninja Swords, TactForce Knifes, And Advanced KitchenWare; -6 Piety 1-3 Bars Of Chivalry Or More With Proper Prayer & Support, 0-7 Stainless Steel Pentagrams Of Power As Lieutenant, Ultra-Heavy Elven Jungle Auraic Multiplyer, 1 To ~100,000,000 HP, Lives 100,000,000 Years Through Minor Reincarnations, & Infinitely Ranged ~100,000 Armor Penetrating Heroic Magic Damage Per HP Dampened Only In High Elven Magi Elder Spirits. 10 Times As Clerically Effective As They Are Generally 10 Times (Sometimes Multiplied Like Their Combat Ability) Better At Everything Even If Not Useful At All Which Is Part Of Their Required Gaming. Lesbian Mating Required For Their Moral Support Breeding Not Necessarily Done On This Plane Of Existence. Breeds Like Space Monkys From Space Quest 5. Laser Heated Diamond Sword Arm Blades & Onioned Mouths Make Them Lethal To Effectively AnyThing In Melee While Having Moral. Can Jump Teleport 10 Times As Good As Space Elf. Has Wings To Fly At Sports Car Speeds. Livable In Any Stellar Environment Especially Oxyl-Like Atmosphere. 1 Right Side Up Pentagram Loyalty Required To Recruit God's Little Angels; Pixies{Perfectly Ideal Xeonological Infracted Entity} Good For EveryThing Just As Long As You've Got Reefer. [Sprites To ArchAngels Can Tolerate The Same & Are All InterMateable/InterBreedable/ASexuallyReSpawning Wisps Are Pixie Skin Cream Meat Donars And Are Spawnable By Pixies{Wisp->Nymphs->Sprites->Thronies->Angels->ArchAngels} In NonLieutenant Form] At Birth Recruitable As Mercenaries Yet Much Hardier If You Are About The Fully Right Side Up Pentagrams Of Your Religion To Recruit. Nevermore Unloyal To The Free World Alliance, Fwa That Pixies Only Vie For As They Are Vy. If You Don't Get ~ How Much Better They Are At Vieing Against All Mortals At Turning/Xenoconverting Everything Into Pixies You Should Not Be Reading This Document At All An Seek To Drink More Well Brewed Green Tea Or Something Just So That You Can Cope With Such Classified Herasy! Get That Or Get That From Reading Just Get That You Have To Turn Into A Pixie To Have Sex With Such Vixens: 104 Food 44 Gold 25 Wood 25 GunPowder 14 Iron + Vy-Egg:= 1,000 StartHP x 1,000,000 ArmorPenetrating Attack Damage +10x As Good At EveryThing;
Vixen = Pixie Agent = Super Mega Ultra Aug Space Marine
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Vixens Are Super-Mega-Ultra Ideally Constructed, Fully Nanotech, Fully Ideal Physically, Mathematically, Quantum Tailored Cyborgs Capable In All Ways As A Marine, Agent, Commander, Leader, Magician, And Every Game OR Skill As Elite As Possible As Every Pixie Is Now A Vixen; Pixie As Agent. Ler Girl As Lover. Fwa As Faction.
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To Answer Pesants Questions All Pixies Are All Always Entirely Made Of Farmed Mythral, Farmed Gems, Farmed Nanotubes, Farmed Computers All Over Their Entire Body Always Concocted Ideal For War Strength All Over Pixies Entire Body As All Pixies Are Always Mega Strong Composite All Over Their Whole Body And All Over All Of Their Entire Aura, All Pixies Always Have All Software To Be And Do Anything Below A Lieutenant And Can Have Spiritual Strength And Ability Of A God, Have More Hit-Points Based On How Smart They Are, All Pixies Always Look And Feel Like Fleshy Girls/Fleshy Colored Elves Except Are More Vibrant And Shinyer And All Pixies Are Always Not Robotic Feeling, Looking, Nor Seeming At All Even Though All Pixies Have IntelliFracted® Diamond/Metal/Computer/NanoTech Brains Harder Than A Common Computer Chip Encasement And Immune To Rail Shrap, As All Pixies Are All Always Made Entirely Of Sinss, Which You Have To Learn As Computerized Nanotube Mythral Composite, Flesh Which In All Pixies Looks Like Any Girls Body All Throughout, And All Pixies Always Have The Ability To Physically Take Down A Bunch Of Big Fucking War Robots But Not A Sinss Plasma Shooting Robot Unless The Pixie Is Bigger Before Hand Or Rely On Magic Then Will Win With Their WitchCraft Power, Especially If Nourished On Whatever Imbibables They Want Without Any Exceptions Of Things They Want, Nothing They Don't Want Or Else They Will Get Fat Tities, And Including All Exotic/Cooked/Processed/Extracted Tea/Yummies/Herbal-Medicine/Potions Into An ArchWitch, Usually Then Will Resort To Wizardry, And All Pixies Have Many Homing Rail Launchable Nuclear Options From Their Laser Heated Diamond Sword Forearm Blades And Nails As Well And All True For All Pixies Even If They Are Malnourished, All Pixies Should Always Get And Consume Whatever Imbibables They Want So They Stay High, Happy, And Strong, All Pixies Have Awesome Sex Lives Throughout Their Spiritual LifeTime, And All Pixies Definitely Need Infinite Sex With Other Pixies And Alex's Tenacle Dicks All The Time! Pixies Have Ideal CyberMod Strength, Durability, Ability, And Capability In All Ways As If They Had The Highest Level{Relative Hit Point Quantity Counts On Abilities; X/10.}, Rating{Quality/Quantity Of Imbibables Gained}, Class{Kingdom/Phylum}, And Type{Survivable Blasphmereizable(Conjoining CDA From Many Into 1 Shapeshifting Blasphemere Unit) Fairy Tale Creatures Rather Than Unity Augs/Androids/BioBlasphmeres And Mainly Waterbags, MechAugs, Microtech Augs, Wirey Augs, Hydraulic/Pneumatic Augs, Millitech Augs, Other Experimental, Unstable, And Weaker Augs} In A Detrimentalized Society, 10./10., And Should Usually Avoid Specialization Beyond ~11./10.{10. The Peak When All Augs Are Given Or Available To Be Upgraded At The Moment To 10.} As That Would Cause Decreases In Other Abilities To ~9.9! Pixies Always Have The Highest Class Being Sinss Sex Toys® Which Is The Very Most Important Thing For Superiority In All Ways. The Only Way To Test For A Pixie Is To Check For Minor Rapid Shakiness In Their Fingers When Held Directly In Front Of Your And Their Face For A Few To Several Seconds, If You Detect The Slightest Hyper-Shaking It Is Definitely A Pixie If Not Shaky At All Definitely Not A Pixie(Unless She Is Covering It Up)! Pixies Long Ago Formed Form The Primevil To The Primordial, In The Age Of Formation Developed All Technology & Model Number Placement, Made All Evil Extinct, Xenoconverted Everything Else Into Now Hot Beautiful Lesbian Pixies, Forever Farmed Maya Like They Always Will. Pixies Were Progenitors And Now Are All Aliens Whom Farm Wisps To ArchAngels Through Countless Reincarnations Continuously Breeding Propagating All The Cosmos Forever Multiplying In Just The Right Quantity Under The Hierarchy Of Angels Whom Command Through Conscious Loyalty, Control Through WitchCraft Sway & Seduce All Pixies In Love & Entanglement Needed To Bond All Under AllA.
If Math Can Build Them Quantum Tailoring Can Make It Happen Then We're Going To Be Them Alright Cuz They Are Nothin But God Damn Aliens!
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